A WOMAN CAN'T GET ENOUGH CHOCOLATE lyrics

(words & music by Bronwyn Edwards Cryer)

A woman can't get, a woman can't get, a woman can't get enough chocolate
Can't get enough, there's never enough chocolate to get by
If we all got our fill, we'd never get ill
We wouldn't get cranky or cry

There's something sublime that works on her mind, a woman will find in her chocolate
Soothes her from stress, comforts her best, when no other companion will do
Emotional dips only chocolate will fix
And it nurtures us when we are singing the blues

On the days when our cupboards are empty
And all private stashes depleted
We suffer withdrawal and we frequently bawl
And we curse with expletive deleted

A woman will pale when her week entails a couple of days without chocolate
She can be hard pressed to be feeling her best when dealing with children and mess
Without chocolate bars she'll fade like the stars
And suffer from lunar distress

A little scatting...

Thank heavens above, thank heavens for love, thank heavens for sensitive husbands
Loving and true, they know what to do and they keep a supply in their studies
When chocolate deprived, a wife can turn wild
And drive him to drink with his buddies...

On the days when our cupboards are empty
And all private stashes devoured
It's Hersheys pour moi, quel dommage pas ce soir
Her sweetness has drastically soured

A woman deprived, a woman deprived, a woman deprived of her chocolate
Will feel it intensely and so consequently
She'll suffer behavior extreme
Chocolate fulfills, and chocolate thrills,
Give me my chocolate, or I'll scream...
Give me my chocolate to fulfill me, and my chocolate to thrill me
Donnez moi du chocolat, and I'm sweet.

© 2005 Bronwyn Edwards Cryer (ASCAP)

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