Key Db major
CD: Bronwyn Edwards Cryer "Late Bloomer"
Produced by Maurice Jones Jr.
Release date: May 23, 2004
© 2003 Bronwyn Edwards Cryer (ASCAP)

Featured on this track:

JOSEPHINE HOWELL, lead vocal
BRONWYN EDWARDS CRYER, piano
MAURICE JONES Jr., bass
TODD GRAY, drums
CHARLES E. JONES, guitar
MICHAEL MATTHEWS, tenor saxophone
MAURICE JONES JR. and MICHAEL MATTHEWS, fingersnaps

LYRICS

Watch them glide... hover to the other side
Redhead's Joe, got him in her sights you know
She will caress him, provoke him, chat him up and stroke him
In his dreams
Goddess of song, and he could do no wrong the way she beams
The way she looks at him and plays the game
It's always the same
(Sigh) They're the Queens of Schmooze
Heralded by knights of lust and booze
Don't cower at power, they'll make you an offer you can't refuse
Hold on, they're gone, they're the Queens of Schmooze movin' on...
Watch her stride... edgy with a wanton look
Ooze desire, read him like an open book
The blonde will play him, display him, she will disarray him
With haunting tunes
Out of his mind, and soon he will be orbiting the moon
The way she looks at him and plays the game
It's always the same
(Sign) They're the Queens of Schmooze
Heralded by knights of lust and booze
Don't cower at power, they'll make you an offer you can't refuse
Hold on, they're gone, they're the Queens of Schmooze movin' on...
Mind what you do, boy
You could be a Queen's new toy
But don't you offend her
You could be her next court jester...
Queens of Schmooze
Heralded by knights of lust and booze
Don't cower at power, they'll make you an offer you can't refuse
Hold on, they're gone, they're the Queens of Schmooze movin' on...

© 2003 Bronwyn Edwards Cryer (ASCAP)
Music by Bronwyn Edwards Cryer
Words by Bronwyn Edwards Cryer and Bruce Blood

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THE STORY

There is a bit of a story to this song... written a year or two ago following one of those wonderful corporate bashes where they pay you loads of money to show up and play music and nobody pays any attention to the band...

Due to the apparent lack of interest (although nobody left, which said something for us), Didi (the redhead in the song) and I (the blonde) decided it was time for some schmoozing. We kind of "hovered" across the room to Joe ("Redhead's Joe"), the guy that hired us, and, well, schmoozed. Joe was a very nice man, so I wrote him into the song. Wasn't long before Didi and I were attentively surrounded. It never ceases to amaze me how naturally schmoozing comes with the job of performing, even though I don't think of myself as a Queen of Schmooze at all. The imagery of the Queen of Hearts, the knights, the power -- the song is a fun flirting romp with a jazzy bluesy feel...

Once again we are treated to the vocal talent of Josephine Howell, who breathed her own dynamic personality into the song. With all her wonderful ad-libbing at the end, once again I just couldn't bear to lose any of it in the fade, so we faded everything else and left Josie to do her thing... ta-ta, bye-bye fellas, etc.

And Michael Matthews adds more magic as he weaves his tenor saxophone through the song.

This song should probably be accompanied by a glass of red wine. May I recommend anything Australian from the year 2001 (a good year) that says "Henschke," "Penfolds," "Wolf Blass," "Jacob's Creek," or "Wyndham Estate," (all our favorites!)



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Release date: May 23, 2004
Very Juicy Records

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